Jack -
Today I licked the toilet seat at Taco Time. Mom totally overreacted.
Oh, and I got some new shoes, too.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Friday, June 11, 2010
June 11, 2010
Adam ~
I'm still here and being naughty. Mom just doesn't take time to transcribe for me very often.
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
June 1, 2010
Jack -
Today I climbed the ladder to the bunk bed while naked, pooped, climbed back down, stepped in the poop, and then walked on the carpet to the living room to ask Mom to wash my feet. I think it made her really happy because the whole time she was scrubbing my poop off of the floor I could hear her saying, "I love my kids. I love my life," over and over.
Also, a couple of weeks ago I made my mom a ten-egg omelette on the living room carpet. I cracked open the eggs and then mixed them around with my hands.
I'm a really good helper.
Today I climbed the ladder to the bunk bed while naked, pooped, climbed back down, stepped in the poop, and then walked on the carpet to the living room to ask Mom to wash my feet. I think it made her really happy because the whole time she was scrubbing my poop off of the floor I could hear her saying, "I love my kids. I love my life," over and over.
Also, a couple of weeks ago I made my mom a ten-egg omelette on the living room carpet. I cracked open the eggs and then mixed them around with my hands.
I'm a really good helper.
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