November 30,2009

Mmmm. Butter.

November 19, 2009

I think I may have a future in fashion. Mom and Dad really seemed to admire my outfit today: Mom's sling-back pumps and my cowboy hat.

Yee-haw, darlings.

November 17, 2009

Directions for the funnest game ever:

1. Take off all clothes, excluding or including diaper as mood dictates.
2. Put on fresh shirt from dresser.
3. Wait five to fifteen minutes.
4. Repeat until all shirts are on the floor.
   

November 16, 2009

Today Jack and I snuggled up together with the best snack ever: a stick of butter. One for him and one for me.

Mmmmm.

November 5, 2009

Today I discovered the usefulness of step stools.

While Mom was busy changing Jack's diaper, I helped myself to the medicine cabinet in the bathroom.

I mixed a mad potion of prescription antibacterial ointment, two different kinds of sunscreen, eye drops, and some anti-fungal cream that Mom said no boy had any business using.

It made a lovely face and hand cream.

Then my mom washed it all off.

Boo to moms.

But, hey, yay for step stools!

Now if I can just find where she hid it....