Today I discovered the usefulness of step stools.
While Mom was busy changing Jack's diaper, I helped myself to the medicine cabinet in the bathroom.
I mixed a mad potion of prescription antibacterial ointment, two different kinds of sunscreen, eye drops, and some anti-fungal cream that Mom said no boy had any business using.
It made a lovely face and hand cream.
Then my mom washed it all off.
Boo to moms.
But, hey, yay for step stools!
Now if I can just find where she hid it....