I'm a magician!
Daddy put me to bed and then found me fifteen minutes later in the bathroom. I was sitting on the counter getting drinks of water out of the lid to some stuff that Mom has that smells pretty. Mom said it was like I was doing baby shots. Mom is weird.
Mom and Dad can't figure out how I got out of my room. They always shut the door at night and I haven't yet figured out how to open it.
....or have I?